Resolutions, anyone?

Calvin: Well, it's a new year. And I'd say the first 10 hours haven't been up to snuff.

Hobbes: Did you make any new year's resolutions?

Calvin: You bet! I resolved to quit hiding my feelings so much! From now on, the world's gonna know exactly what I think of it!

Hobbes (rolling his eyes): Yes, you've certainly been the model of self-restraint and under-statement up until now.

Calvin: Well, no more.

(Suddenly Calvin is retrospecting this conversation, while Hobbes shows himself indifferent)

Calvin (after a short thinking pause): And I've ALSO resolved not to put up with sarcastic tigers.

Hobbes: If I see any, I'll tell them.

:)